“Dirty Dianiston”

Jennifer Aniston + Michael Jackson = Monica Lewinsky

“Curb Your Van Leibovitz”

David Lee Roth + Larry David = Annie Leibovitz

“Que Viva la Actor’s Studio!”

Fidel Castro + James Lipton = [???? HAVETA GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS ONE ????]

“Late Night with Queenan O’Borgen

Conan O’Brien + Borg Queen = Tilda Swinton

“My Greatest Fear Is that One Day:”

Jumping + The Shark = You Look Like They Fucked

“Carntistic License”

Wilson + Philip Seymour Hoffman = Wilson Phillips

“Je Suis Une Toupée de Cire”

John McCain + A Toupée = Rod Blagojevich

“I Am Not a Breeder”

Richard Nixon + Cynthia Nixon = Droopy Dog

“T. J. Boner”

Heather Locklear + Chaz Bono = Steven Cojocaru

“Never Been Gangbanged”

Josie Grossie + The Addams Family = Smashing Pumpkins